juicy Lemur's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:53am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:15am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:48am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:02pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:56am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 12:35am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:38am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:42am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:41am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:38am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:26am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:38am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:44am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:33pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:01am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 10:18am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:21am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 5:47am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:46am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:44pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 4:31am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 6:06am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 12:00am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:07pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

6 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,150 / 5,000