Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của juicy Lemur

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg01, 2022 @ 11:48am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg01, 2022 @ 11:02am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg02, 2022 @ 11:33am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 31 Thg01, 2022 @ 4:03am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg01, 2022 @ 11:27am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg02, 2022 @ 9:53am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg02, 2022 @ 11:15am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg02, 2022 @ 11:23am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg02, 2022 @ 11:02am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg02, 2022 @ 10:25am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 9 Thg02, 2022 @ 10:48am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2024 @ 12:02pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg01, 2023 @ 12:56am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg07, 2024 @ 12:35am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01, 2023 @ 11:07am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg12, 2024 @ 6:22am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg01, 2023 @ 9:28am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg01, 2023 @ 10:38am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01, 2023 @ 11:29am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg02, 2022 @ 10:42am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2023 @ 10:49am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg01, 2023 @ 9:19am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg02, 2022 @ 1:41am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01, 2023 @ 10:38am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg12, 2024 @ 5:26am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg02, 2022 @ 11:00am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg07, 2024 @ 10:38am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg01, 2022 @ 10:47am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg02, 2022 @ 11:33am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg01, 2023 @ 10:44am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2024 @ 11:33pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01, 2023 @ 9:53am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 31 Thg01, 2022 @ 4:13am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg01, 2022 @ 11:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg01, 2022 @ 10:58am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg02, 2022 @ 11:54am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg01, 2022 @ 11:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg01, 2023 @ 9:50am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2024 @ 1:01am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg07, 2024 @ 10:18am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg02, 2022 @ 10:21am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg09, 2023 @ 5:47am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg12, 2024 @ 5:46am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg12, 2024 @ 11:04am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2024 @ 11:44pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2024 @ 4:31am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg07, 2024 @ 6:06am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg01, 2023 @ 10:34am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg09, 2023 @ 11:14am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg09, 2023 @ 6:11am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg09, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg09, 2023 @ 10:52am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg09, 2023 @ 1:23am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg07, 2024 @ 12:00am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg09, 2023 @ 11:24am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2024 @ 12:07pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

6 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,150 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

+9