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ㅤ* In a courtroom, a mugger was on trial. The victim, asked if she recognised the defendant, said, "Yes, that's him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." Unable to contain himself, the defendant burst out with, "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!"
ㅤ* I could lend a hand but I prefer to give a finger.
ㅤ* The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
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