This dude gave me Herpes Genitalius. My ♥♥♥♥ looks like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moon with all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bumps and craters.

I got contagious anal warts because of this guy

trades worse than Somalian pirates

Ur mom gay

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great rocket league and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.