my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis
moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2024 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

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Hi, thanks for reading. I am in need of a girlfriend (GF) (female). To prove my commitment and convictions I have given up jackin it, I am now on 19 days. This is to prove how serious I am. Now I shall list the reasons why I deserve to have a GF.

1) I am very smart, I know a lot about anime and video-games. I also know a lot about philosophy and have even written some of my own writings on the matter of existentialism.
2) I'm very handsome and fit, because I don't eat junkfood and get proper sleep. I respect my body and I will respect yours as well!
3) I am rich because the government gives me money for being autistic, this is also why I have trouble making friends and having a GF
4) I do NOT watch porn. As of May 26, 2016 I have given up watching porn. I would rather jack it to pictures of you, or thinking of you. But I would prefer to have s_x.
Because I am a traditional Eastern Orthodox Catholic, I believe intercourse is only for producing life. So I hope your ready to be a mommy!

Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)