my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said ♥♥♥♥ my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my ♥♥♥♥ ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my ♥♥♥♥♥
moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2024 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

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Hi, thanks for reading. I am in need of a girlfriend (GF) (female). To prove my commitment and convictions I have given up jackin it, I am now on 19 days. This is to prove how serious I am. Now I shall list the reasons why I deserve to have a GF.

1) I am very smart, I know a lot about anime and video-games. I also know a lot about philosophy and have even written some of my own writings on the matter of existentialism.
2) I'm very handsome and fit, because I don't eat junkfood and get proper sleep. I respect my body and I will respect yours as well!
3) I am rich because the government gives me money for being autistic, this is also why I have trouble making friends and having a GF
4) I do NOT watch ♥♥♥♥. As of May 26, 2016 I have given up watching ♥♥♥♥. I would rather jack it to pictures of you, or thinking of you. But I would prefer to have s_x.
Because I am a traditional Eastern Orthodox Catholic, I believe intercourse is only for producing life. So I hope your ready to be a mommy!

Actually, futa can be made less ♥♥♥ than straight ♥♥♥♥. You see, straight ♥♥♥♥ has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% ♥♥♥. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% ♥♥♥. You could make it 0% ♥♥♥ with two girls but the problem is, that makes them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which wraps back to being 100% ♥♥♥

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It's COOL to be ♥♥♥!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)