Have you ever played doom and felt like: "I really wish I could spam melee so f*cking much that even the grand-children of these demons still feel the edge of my blade." or you had your daily CBT session with dark souls and were like: "I really wish there was an obscene amount of metal soundtracks to ease the pain of my existence." If you answered both of these questions with no, then stop lying and get this game and relive the permanent trauma from being beaten by your drunk dad, except you're the dad now and your children are an army of VERY naughty undead, waiting for you to whip out your premium collection of gucci belts you pick up along the way, ranging from the regular razor belt, the pointy fork belt, up to the 50kg belt and the comically large spoon-belt. Are you having trouble along the way, are your children fighting back and you feel your energy draining? Just use your magicial captain morgan needles that recharge corresponding to the amount of children beaten, fulfilling your alcoholic dreams, so you may never stop re-educating them into the f*cking soil. Get this game, cherish it, GO AND GET BEATING.