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💙:Ukraine_nvl:💛 ~ > RealHeroes™️ < ~ 💙:Ukraine_nvl:💛 [u24.gov.ua]
🙄☝️ Juszt Clickkk It, Bruhh!! ☝️ ( ...and donate pls 🙏 )


Hellow Peeepullz !!

Listen... :

I lov Catz !!!

"Huh? Whatz Catz?" - I can hear you think! Well.. noooo worries! ;
In figure 1 you'll find an example of a cat, in case you do not know what it is..

Fig. 1 :
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See?
Fyi: most of the time tho, in real life, they do have higher resolution...

Anywaywhatsoeverrrrr..;

If you have cats your not using anymore ; send them to me please !! I lov 'm !!
Is the cat in poor condition? for example maybe dead?? Nooo worries; I Lov 'm !
Or maybe it's still alive but with only one eye, or with three eyes? Or pooopy furr, or with lots of fleas, or worms, malignant tumors, demons, depressionzz, drinking problemss, criminal recordszz, etc., etc., ; nooooo worries!! just send them to me!! I lov 'm !!

Only one exception is Schrödinger's catz becuzz they are maybe a radiation hazard... why maybe, you ask? Well.. cuzz you never know with Schrödinger's catz !! Until you open the box, ofcorz, but then they're not Schrödinger's catz anymore cuz they lose their quantums... or whatevrrrrr...; Idunno !! I play csgo, okay?!?
Anywaysss: Send Cats pls !!

Ohh.. If you send cats in a box; please make holes in the box ! And pls; make the holes before you put the cats in the box, because otherwise there might be also holes in the cat... Veryy unnecessary....
I know, I know.. it all sounds very complicated, but that's catz; they're complicated animalz.. For that reason i will show in fig. 2 another example of a cat if ur maybe still confusionz;

Fig. 2 :
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Okidoki??

Okay.. If you have any questions, threats, spam, virusses, trojans, promises, scams, bribes, claims, gifts, requests, nudezz (wait.. whahh
🤔 ??) ; anything at all, cat-related or not; please send to me, I lov 'm !!

(Uhmm.. about the nudez: that wazz a missclick, sorry.. so no nudez plz...
I'm sirius.. no nudez..
ty..)

Thank you guys allreaddy !!
😊✌️

Now... Last but not least, and actually most important part of this Steammy Story:

R.u.s.k.i.'s?!!?!
😡🤬
Go home !! GOO HOME !!! While ur still alive !!!
Or at least Get The ♥♥♥♥ out of Ukraine !!! If you rllly think Russsia is toooo smoll forr u, just go East ! To China !! They'll let u guys ride piggyback . (
🐖 + 🪆 = piggyback, fyi..) and pretend ur still a superpower; nooo worries !!! .... anyway; go look for ur imaginary Nazi enemiess somewhere else pleeeease !!! Oh ! I know; maybe on the backside of the moon? They build super mega base there u didnt know? Yes !! Michael Jackson is probly also there !! Gooo Yeeyyyy whoopwhoop !! 🥳 problem solved ! Byyeee !! !!!!! NOWWWW !!! u idiotszz !!!! ☝️😠

Or... I will tell your Mother Russia what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Orcss did, as soon as she get's home ... from your big brother's funeral !!!... or ur dad's !!! OR HOPEFULLLLY RLLY RLLY SOON: YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥ PATHETIC LITTLE PRESIDENT PUTIN'S QUARTERING-PARTY !!! !! ! !!! ! !! !!! or trial by International Court.. thats also okay ofcourse... Less satisfaction, yess, but more justice and all that crapp, blabla bla... I'll take a day off to visit him when he's in prison, no worries.. !! ....
😠:steamthumbsdown:
😣

Neverthelessss..... I Love Catzz ofc, duhhh, but I also lov Humansss !! Any kind, any colorr...
Be whatevrrrr u wanna be - Whoever u wanna be.. ; as long as that doesn't keeep anyone else from doing the same !! Okay??

Last thing, forr alll of you with hearts and empathy and a sense of reality and stuff ::
if you have 0 cats but 1 money; set it free and leave it here:

:Ukraine_nvl: ~ > 💙 > ~ https://u24.gov.ua/ ~ < 💛 < ~ :Ukraine_nvl:

Ty.
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