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★----Happy New Year 2020!----☆
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Diane Simmons: And in entertainment, Mary Tyler Moore is 64 years old today.
Tom Tucker: Really? 64?
Diane Simmons: Yes!
Tom Tucker: Now I thought she was dead.
Diane Simmons: Nope, she's alive.
Tom Tucker: Fantastic! And now this...
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'We get that in here some nights, when someone's had a few. Cosmic speculation about whether the gods exist. Next thing, there's a bolt of lightning through the door with a note wrapped round it saying, "Yes, we do" and a pair of sandals with smoke coming out.'
(Small Gods)
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A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity.
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Come here, you little raven!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
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Anything cut to length will be too short.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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