I collect SMGs. A connoisseur, if you will.



I've realised that I switch mains too much. So I'm not sure I'll have a stable 'main' for a while.
Right now, I mostly play Scout, Soldier and Sniper. I also have a bunch of SMGs, because I think it's funny.

My normal steam username is Piña Colada.

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
(Meowth died so we cut out his line)