Blitz
Rathian   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Level
29
Years of Service
350 XP
 
 
Losing its promising hue
Stained with the pigments of wisdom
As it neglected its youth,

So, it painted branches with Cherries and Wine
They'll taste sweeter than lies
"What a miserable mockery"
Still, I'm wavin' goodbye,
Wavin' goodbye.

...What.























"I do need Conflagration. And Space Eels. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN kitties. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of TRANSMISSION, not tents. Ruled by 🐟 , not Grungo...! Where the hotel explodes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where Sprinklers and Tetris are back where they belong: in the hands of the Blitz! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! ♥♥♥♥ all these limp-♥♥♥♥ plushies and chicken-♥♥♥♥ UwU Tetras. ♥♥♥♥ this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ "Does that mean..is it over?". ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ arcs! ♥♥♥♥ all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new CANADA will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The seriousness will be purged, and the silliest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make Yonkalore GREAT AGAIN!"
- Senator Goldfish

Striking_salmon my beloved husband >w<
PFP is my oc
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Striking_Salmon 22 hours ago 
<3
Blitz 20 Nov @ 3:35pm 
You little F*CKER I literally swore aloud when I saw that
Striking_Salmon 20 Nov @ 1:36pm 
Herbal Gerald 🐟🍏
Blitz 17 Nov @ 4:38am 
..o..
Striking_Salmon 17 Nov @ 3:01am 
Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.
Striking_Salmon 28 Oct @ 1:42am 
For every one of us who falls,ten more will take his place!