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man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.
-- Alan Ashley-Pitt
🤠
Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better
not refuse.
🤒
If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot
platform erected 10 feet off their coast, it would cause a tidal wave
that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska.
😪
All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected,
so there's still hope.
😲
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
🙂
This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
😴