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1 person found this review helpful
33.3 hrs on record
The Goat. The one and only. If collecting random ♥♥♥♥ tingles that autistic part of your shriveled up tik tok slop addicted brain, then this game is a must play. Hopefully we get more remakes of the old mascot platformers and reignite this dead ass genre.
Posted 28 September.
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3.4 hrs on record
Pinnacle of video games and a true pillar for the future generations. It's not about where you start or where it ends, because it's all about the journey we experience.
Posted 4 January, 2023.
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66.5 hrs on record (64.1 hrs at review time)
There are 3 things that slap hard. The Demi-Fiend, this game and my drunk abusive father.
Posted 4 January, 2023.
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526.3 hrs on record (385.0 hrs at review time)
The Binding of Isaac: Repentence is a "Labor of Love", a true never ending experience, but it is mostly a "Labor of Pain and prescribed anti-depression medication.
A true representation of what crystal meth would be if it was made into a game, a product for all identities and for all ages, Binding of Isaac will get you hooked after you get your first hardmode checkmark.
You'll strive to unlock all characters and their tainted counterparts just to see one more red mark appear on that character's selection screen, just to make you feel some sort of pride from getting a single checkmark in an hour, quite exhilarating.

The Binding of Isaac, crystal meth for the undeveloped juvenile brains and a brain melt for those above the age of 20. A quite remarkable game.

10/10 my wife left me because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up a R Key recipe while on 2 and a half hour tainted cain run. Please come back to me, the game crashed during mega satan boss fight so the floor restarted I can do this please god come back.
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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5.2 hrs on record
Posted 28 January, 2022.
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149.5 hrs on record (90.0 hrs at review time)
The reason why only 11.3% of people unlocked the paramour achievement is because everyone exclusively went for Tali and Garrus in the second and third game. Can I get an amen?
Posted 11 July, 2021. Last edited 12 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
107.3 hrs on record (106.2 hrs at review time)
10 frame launcher. <3
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
179.4 hrs on record (82.3 hrs at review time)
This game gave me 6 different sex related diseases through out the 85 hours i played it. In the beginning, when i downloaded it, it was fun and interesting. But now it´s actual cancer, servers are unstable and u need the hand of god to help u when u play ranked and hope that the server won´t crash, certain legends can hit u when on the side of the platform while u won´t be able to do it cuz u don´t have a certain character move that they have, u need a pastor´s blessing to dodge a scythe combo and the worst of all is the ranked system, whenever me and my friend try to play 2v2 there´s always one guy that just downloaded the game and his friend was diamond or above for the last 5 seasons. The game is like overwatch and paladins, it was fun in the beginning, and now i get suicidal when i press the play button. The game would be awesome if they just; fix the servers, nerf scythes, fix the hitbox issue on certain legends and change the ranked system, and u have a perfect game.
Posted 15 December, 2017. Last edited 15 December, 2017.
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0.5 hrs on record
I want to kill myself
10/10 would recommend
Posted 4 December, 2016.
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