It's because my fans can't stand Ace Hardlight! He's a pompous (censored) with a charisma of Blargian gnat cheese! Zip it, wonder boy! The little Billies and Susies of the world are spending a trillion bolts a day on worthless schwag and I'm completely cut out of the market! Either you start selling this junk or I'll find someone who will. Now get out of my sight!

damb

♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head ^

redrum

V this is all true V

+rep U3U had a big penis and thought i wouldve gotten a big ♥♥♥♥♥ time but somehow managed to make it feel awkward and horrible, especially after he made a "joke" about how he smelled like rotten fish because of how he didnt shower in a month :l