rat lover

Siege gaming

he loves milfs, milfs love him :)

merry

Age Of Empires.

When I was in prison, I worked in the kitchen and we had a huge rat infestation, and instead of hiring an exterminator or anything rational like setting some traps maybe, the dumbass CO in the kitchen set up these big Hobart mixing bowls full of melted butter so the rats would climb in and get stuck inside. So one day my buddy Lenny was like ‘hey Tex, go check the veggie prep and get me some soup would you?’ And so I went back there thinking maybe there was some soup Lenny wanted, but it was actually just a giant bowl full of Dead rats floating on the surface of the rancid melted butter, inflated by the gases of their own decay. But there was one survivor clinging to his dead homie, just alive and alert so I went back to Lenny and I was like ‘lol, gimme a cookie’ and so he shot me one and I took it back to the rat and fed his gross little dying ass something nice for his last meal.