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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.2 hrs on record
Posted: 7 Jul, 2019 @ 9:15pm

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just dont

---{Graphics}---
☑ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
☐ Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
☐ Something isnt nothing I guess
☐ Not great
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ Insanity

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ Depends on you
☑ Endless

---{Price}---
☑ Just buy it
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never had any
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

if you like games, youll love fortify. its like a combination of tetris, minecraft, and super mario. endless gameplay with controls that will make it hard for you to stop full body orgasming while youre playing. better than witcher, better than cs, better than fortnite, better than dack and oBo combined, this game is literally for everyone.
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