Dr. Nefario Quotes:
Dr. Nefario: And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered.

[shoots a minion with the fart gun, making him pass out]

Gru: No, no, no. I said *dart* gun, not...

[grossed out]

Gru: Okay.

Dr. Nefario: Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?

-- Dr. Nefario
Gru: Uh, question. What are these?

Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me.

Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?

-- Dr. Nefario
Dr. Nefario: We have to warn him, and FAST!

[starts driving on his moped very slowly]

-- Dr. Nefario
Edith: Can I drink this?

Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?

-- Dr. Nefario
Dr. Nefario: [a minion drinks from a bottle, starts floating] We've been working on this for a while now. It's an Anti-gravity serum.

[the minion floats out an open skylight]

Dr. Nefario: I meant to close that. He'll be alright, I'm sure.

Gru: Do the effects wear off?

Dr. Nefario: [looking up at some minions floating on the roof] Uh... so far, no. No, they don't.

-- Dr. Nefario
Eduardo: I am not afraid of your jelly guns.

Dr. Nefario: Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine.

[uses the fart gun on El Macho, knocking him out cold from the stench]

-- Dr. Nefario
Gru: The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario for your years of service, the 21-fart gun salute!

[21 fart guns fire]

Dr. Nefario: [coughs] Uh, I counted 22.

-- Dr. Nefario
Gru: You brought the girls?

Dr. Nefario: Yes. Oh. Was that wrong?

-- Dr. Nefario
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