Imagine having 3k+ hours on dota and losing vs bots lev intermediate, crying and dropping la-mulana min 7, losing every single argument vs me, playing 3 champs and getting stomped by s4/b1 players every single league game, winning a couple of games on mushy and thinking you are some talented fps player (abuses high graph settings to aim from the distance), scared of join a Long live Santa's lobby (he's afraid of a bunch of 7yrs old kids), not being able to stay more than one night at my grandma's house without getting fever, ragequitting a chess game after I resurrected a dead pawn (the famous post-mortem mind control performed by the ancient egyptian masters)