(Verse 1)
Max Zomborszki, he's got a taste
For a burger, fries, and a shake
He loves McDonald's, that's for sure
It's his go-to, his favorite lure

(Chorus)
Max Zomborszki, he's a McDonald's man
He loves the Big Mac, it's his master plan
With a Coke in his hand, he's feeling grand
Max Zomborszki, he's a McDonald's fan

(Verse 2)
From the breakfast menu to late at night
Max Zomborszki, he's always in sight
A McChicken or a Quarter Pounder
He loves them all, he never gets tired

(Chorus)
Max Zomborszki, he's a McDonald's man
He loves the Big Mac, it's his master plan
With a Coke in his hand, he's feeling grand
Max Zomborszki, he's a McDonald's fan

(Bridge)
Some people say it's not good for his health
But Max knows how to manage himself
A little indulgence every now and then
Won't harm his love for McDonald's, amen

(Chorus)
Max Zomborszki, he's a McDonald's man
He loves the Big Mac, it's his master plan
With a Coke in his hand, he's feeling grand
Max Zomborszki, he's a McDonald's fan