wtf?

Not a bad fellow, but a little perverted. Once, he came to stay over at my place because we're friends and all. My family consisted of my mom, dad, me, and a chocolate lab we called Hugo. Since my dad wasn't a rich guy, we had a small house, and I stayed in a tiny room. Anyway, after playing a bit of CS and all, we decided to go to sleep. Since I'd had a lot energy drinks earlier, I woke up in the middle of the night to go take a leak, and I heard a kind of sound. When I looked around, I see this guys holding Hugo's picture in the phone light and fapping to it. Never invited him back home for a sleepover.