Shout out to my boy BIGGIE SLIM. He breaks the laws of physics by simultaneously being enourmous (8 feet tall, 300KG). But maintaining a proportionately slim figure. It's incredible. I don't know how he does it, but rumour has it that it's years of using a medieval stretching device. You know that thing where they tie you down by the arms and legs and then use gears to pull you appart? Apparently if you do it really gently over an extended period of time it will cause your bones and ligaments to permenantly extend, making you taller. BIGGIE SLIM never stopped and turned himself into an enigma by doing this.

Mordhau it up!

#FREETHESLIMYBIG!!!!!

FREE BIGGIE SLIM!

MUTED FOR SAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRUTH!!!!!