What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about my ♥♥♥, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in being thicc, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Kim Kardashian, and I have over 300 confirmed square inches. I am trained in booty warfare and I'm the top cheek clapper in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another hater. I will clap the ♥♥♥♥ out of my cheeks with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me in the hallway? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of booty clappers across the USA and your Location and butt-circumference is being traced right now so you better prepare for the booty storm, maggot.

Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic.

"This thing on?"

Murmurs of assent.

Clears throat again.

"Minecraft good."

The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath.

"Fortnite..."

A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held.

"Bad."

Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, demanding awards, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.

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