Whilst starring at you through my computer screen. I see a look that your face makes. You have been molested. By a broom.

You didn't like that broom in your ass, it was not lubed or correctly shoved. So now I need to ask you some simple questions for my gay test.

Y N
☑ ☐ Have you ever been molested by a broom?
☑ ☐ Are you gay?
☑ ☐ Do you show you'r nipples to monkeys in the zoo?
☑ ☐ Are you proud of you'r dirty, ugly nipples?

You're straight

You're gay as a mf