im gonna kick you in the balls so hard that your children, their children and their childrens children will experience sperm cramps so bad and it will all be your fault

​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh)
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin')

his milk flows gently into the mouths that deserve it, be willing and you will receive

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!:sob::wave: ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... :no_entry_sign:ERROR!:no_entry_sign: :100:True:100: Daddies are irreplaceable :sparkling_heart:I could never delete you Daddy!:sparkling_heart: Send this to ten other :family:Daddies:family: who give you :sweat_drops:cummies:sweat_drops: Or never get called :cloud:️squishy:cloud:️ again:x::x::grimacing::grimacing::x::x: If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you :no_entry_sign::no_entry_sign::imp: 3 back: you're squishy:cloud:️:sweat_drops: 5 back: you're daddy's kitten:kissing_cat::angel::sweat_drops: 10+ back: Daddy:stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::two_hearts::two_hearts::sweat_drops::tongue::tongue:

Harry Potter quotes but the word “wand” is replaced with “penis”

Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...
Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.
You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.
Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils
Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.
Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany penis. Eleven inches.
There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.
Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.
Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione shouted.

crab : If Im not climbin out the bucket no way I'll let someone else crawl out
the Philippines: OMFG