The Vandals would've PrIvAtIsEd the NhS.

The Vandals were an East Germanic tribe, or group of tribes, who were first heard of in southern Poland, but later moved around Europe establishing kingdoms in Spain and later North Africa in the 5th century.[1]

The Vandals are believed to have migrated from southern Scandinavia to the area between the lower Oder and Vistula rivers during the 2nd century BC and to have settled in Silesia from around 120 BC. They are associated with the Przeworsk culture and were possibly the same people as the Lugii. Expanding into Dacia during the Marcomannic Wars and to Pannonia during the Crisis of the Third Century, the Vandals were confined to Pannonia by the Goths around 330 AD, where they received permission to settle by Constantine the Great. Around 400, raids by the Huns forced many of the Germanic tribes like the Goths to migrate to the Roman Empire, and fearing that they might be targeted next, the Vandals were pushed westwards crossing the Rhine into Gaul along with other tribes in 406.

Thou must not say God's name in vain, my boy.

Sleep Tight, Pug
There was once a little pug.
Fur the color of the night sky
Who we got on a tired evening.

She'd always snuggle up
To her favourite ted
In her warm bed.

As she lay there,
Snug and Tight
We take care
For a Starry Night.

Sit there!
I once had a pug
Acted like a thug
Not much of one,
Though.

He'd deny our rule
And we'd drool
Whilst he swam
In the back pool

Oh silly Pugsley!
Just sit there!

He'd deny our law
Running around
With his brown paws

Oh silly Pugsley!
Just sit there!

He'd deny our order
He'd always go to the border
So we had to reorder.

Oh silly Pugsley...
Will you just sit there?
no

Simmer down