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😫
I think your opinions are reasonable, except for the one about my mental
instability.
-- Psychology Professor, Farifield University
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Parkinson's Law: Work expands to fill the time alloted it.
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I was about to say, "Avoid fame like the plague," but you know, they can
cure the plague with penicillin these days.
-- Larry Wall in <199709242015.NAA10312@wall.org>
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* knghtbrd does the ET thing
<knghtbrd> anybody got a speak-n-spell?
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I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at
clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
-- Steven Wright
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
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Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.
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