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- Rage simulator 2016
- Study Russian Language without living in Russia
- Learn how to spend hundreds of dollars on a virtual knife that doesn't exist outside your monitor
- First-hand experience of schizophrenia
- Become bipolar
- Gain a habit of changing mouse every month
- Search 144Hz monitors
- Learn whats the best way to break keyboards
- Learn a 14 years old is going to ♥♥♥♥ you
- Next learn he is going to kill your family
- Think about what your kitchen knife would look like if it was put into the game
- Realize that you are going insane
- Lose several matches and get angry
- Try to relax and join another game
- Finally start winning
- Then start losing because your teammates cant keep it up
- Rage
- Punch the desk like its your arch enemy
- Bite your shirt
Congratulations! You have successfully became a CS:GO player.
Geheiligt werde deine AWP,
dein FRAG komme,
dein HEADSHOT geschehe,
wie in NUKE so auch auf DUST.
Unsere tägliche HE gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere TEAMKILLS,
wie auch wir vergeben unseren TEAMMATES.
Und führe uns nicht zum CHEATEN,
sondern erlöse uns von den FLAMERN.
Denn dein ist das AIM und die TAKTIK
und die FRAGGEILHEIT in Ewigkeit.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥