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ㅤ* What did the plumber say when he wanted to divorce his wife?
Sorry, but it's over, Flo!
ㅤ* George Washington said “We would have a black president when pigs fly!”... well, swine flu.
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car.
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says.
"Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!
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