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A Troubling Hobby

Encounter 10 Chairs

Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does

Encounter 20 Chairs

Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale

Encounter 40 Chairs

The Door Has Been Opened

Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.

Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete

The chair is a foot

Bedroom Eyes

Unlocked Googly Eyes

Eager Face

Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking

Bookworm

Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles

Creeper

Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles

Clinical Depression

Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles

Chair Kink

Fucked over 3,000 times
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Window Shopper

Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles

No Leg To Stand On

Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love

Sexterfield

Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times

No Chair Left Out

Completed with every chair color & type

Learn How To Scream

Unlocked bonus sound mode

Quality Assurance

Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings

Imposter Syndrome

Became worth an investigation

Examination

The Chorus bears witness

Got the Job!

Successfully impress The Chorus
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