In the hood of pixels, where heroes clash,
Dota 2 came through and stole my stash.
Sneaky game, you robbed my time,
Now I spit these rhymes, ain't worth a dime.

Used to hustle, dreams in sight,
Now I'm schemin', late at night.
In the queue, ain't got no sleep,
Chasin' ranks, I dive in deep.

Last hit, deny, ward that spot,
Time be slippin', like it’s hot.
Bills and chores, all gone to dust,
Them dishes wait, I got no trust.

Homies call, but I ain't there,
Invoker's trippin', with his flair.
Job’s a joke, boss on my case,
Said I'm lazy, can't keep pace.

Dog be barkin', needs a stroll,
PA lurkin', takin' toll.
House a wreck, no food to see,
One more game, just let me be.

Bank account, it's lookin' broke,
Spent it all on that Battle Pass joke.
Landlord's pissed, rent ain't paid,
Need my MMR to get laid.

They say, "Get real, go outside!"
But I'm trapped, yo, I've tried.
Echo Slam, Black Hole blast,
In this life, ain't nothin' fast.

Now I'm here, a tale to tell,
Dota 2, you cast your spell.
Still I log in, chasin' hype,
Dota 2, you wrecked my life.