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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 603.6 hrs on record (557.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Early Access Review
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☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☑ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

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☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

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☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

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☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

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☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Not recommended for beginners
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can play this game

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☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☑ Practically a full time job

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☑ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing.
☐ Fantastic!

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☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

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☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☑ Endless

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☐ Better than mobile
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Consistently fun
☑ Can't stop playing
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