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Al Gore’s information super-highway - The internet
Art Bin - Trash can
Chinglish - Chinesium flavour of the english language, commonly found in manuals
Chinesium - Chinese product of cracktacular quality
Confuser - Computer
Chooch Factor - Arbitrary measure of how well something works
Cunninglinguals - Proverbial
Cromulated - Something once it has been made cromulent (doh!)
Dinosaur squeezings - Any petroleum based product
Freedom bucks - US dollars
Angry pixies - electrons or electricity
Rippums - RPMs
Safety squints - squinting as an option for actual safety glasses
Strap-On - Snap-On
Thumb Detector - Hammer
Vag-itarian - Vegetarian
Verking - working
Wolts - Volts♥♥♥♥ery - nonsense
Hot dog down a hallway - loose, ill-fitting
Muskik - Music
Pixie Wrangler - Electrician
Plumber for ones and zeros - Coder
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turmspitzewerk 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:47pm 
i got most of the animal heads from the scream fortress contracts, which should be enabled again sometime soon

be sure to use the halloween transmute on your gargoyle, you can turn the crap rewards you dont want into a new reward which is hopefully better (it goes a long way)

just incase you were wondering

or you could buy a tradeable one. for like 20 bucks
just a Furry 7 Jul, 2017 @ 6:01pm 
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Papi Salty 7 Jul, 2017 @ 5:59pm 
Thanks for the boiling tips.
Comitus 1 Jun, 2017 @ 4:43pm 
This man's is a living meme