Al Gore’s information super-highway - The internet
Art Bin - Trash can
Chinglish - Chinesium flavour of the english language, commonly found in manuals
Chinesium - Chinese product of cracktacular quality
Confuser - Computer
Chooch Factor - Arbitrary measure of how well something works
Cunninglinguals - Proverbial
Cromulated - Something once it has been made cromulent (doh!)
Dinosaur squeezings - Any petroleum based product
Freedom bucks - US dollars
Angry pixies - electrons or electricity
Rippums - RPMs
Safety squints - squinting as an option for actual safety glasses
Strap-On - Snap-On
Thumb Detector - Hammer
Vag-itarian - Vegetarian
Verking - working
Wolts - Volts♥♥♥♥ery - nonsense
Hot dog down a hallway - loose, ill-fitting
Muskik - Music
Pixie Wrangler - Electrician
Plumber for ones and zeros - Coder