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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:24am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:11am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:48am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:17am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:51pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:00pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:10am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:59pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:10am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:20am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:03am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:51pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:49pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:52pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 3:50am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 9:39am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:40pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:57pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:44pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:28am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:39am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:43pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:51pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:04pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:13pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:18am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:02am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:04am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 10:08am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 10:21am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 3:19pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:58pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:39pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:02am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:37am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 11:55am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:29am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:41pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:33pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:07am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:07pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:55pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:54pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 10:03am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 11:04am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:11am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:56am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:33pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:41am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:44am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:01am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 11:11am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:17am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2,870 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+8

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