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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Upplåst 2 dec, 2022 @ 9:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Upplåst 3 dec, 2022 @ 0:26

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Upplåst 4 dec, 2022 @ 6:24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Upplåst 2 dec, 2022 @ 8:42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Upplåst 2 dec, 2022 @ 10:03

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Upplåst 2 dec, 2022 @ 9:11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Upplåst 2 dec, 2022 @ 10:42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Upplåst 4 dec, 2022 @ 1:48

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Upplåst 4 dec, 2022 @ 13:55

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Upplåst 16 mar, 2023 @ 15:28

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Upplåst 8 okt @ 8:17

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Upplåst 12 okt @ 14:51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Upplåst 22 okt @ 13:00

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Upplåst 19 okt @ 4:10

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Upplåst 19 okt @ 14:59

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Upplåst 20 okt @ 3:10

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Upplåst 19 okt @ 4:20

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Upplåst 16 mar, 2023 @ 15:56

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Upplåst 20 okt @ 3:03

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Upplåst 19 okt @ 13:51

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Upplåst 22 okt @ 12:49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Upplåst 16 mar, 2023 @ 15:32

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Upplåst 26 mar @ 12:52

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Upplåst 12 okt @ 3:50

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Upplåst 17 okt @ 9:39

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Upplåst 16 okt @ 13:40

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Upplåst 16 mar, 2023 @ 15:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Upplåst 12 aug @ 13:57

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 19 okt @ 12:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Upplåst 4 dec, 2022 @ 13:11

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Upplåst 29 okt @ 10:28

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Upplåst 21 okt @ 9:39

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Upplåst 16 okt @ 13:43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Upplåst 13 aug @ 13:51

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Upplåst 4 dec, 2022 @ 13:48

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Upplåst 12 aug @ 14:04

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Upplåst 12 aug @ 14:13

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 15 okt @ 2:18

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Upplåst 20 okt @ 9:02

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Upplåst 21 okt @ 9:04

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Upplåst 17 okt @ 10:08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Upplåst 2 dec, 2022 @ 9:16

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Upplåst 17 okt @ 10:21

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Upplåst 16 mar, 2023 @ 15:19

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Upplåst 2 dec, 2022 @ 10:25

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Upplåst 2 dec, 2022 @ 9:09

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Upplåst 16 okt @ 13:58

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Upplåst 19 okt @ 13:39

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Upplåst 20 okt @ 9:02

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Upplåst 19 okt @ 4:37

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Upplåst 27 okt @ 11:55

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Upplåst 19 okt @ 4:29

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Upplåst 22 okt @ 12:41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Upplåst 22 okt @ 12:33

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Upplåst 20 okt @ 3:07

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Upplåst 21 okt @ 14:07

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Upplåst 22 okt @ 12:55

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Upplåst 12 okt @ 14:54

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Upplåst 26 okt @ 10:03

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Upplåst 26 okt @ 11:04

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Upplåst 27 okt @ 2:11

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Upplåst 27 okt @ 3:56

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Upplåst 28 okt @ 16:33

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Upplåst 28 nov @ 10:41

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Upplåst 28 nov @ 10:44

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Upplåst 27 okt @ 2:01

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Upplåst 3 nov @ 11:11

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Upplåst 8 okt @ 8:17



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2,870 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+8

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