First thing is DO NOT, I repeat do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put lotion or any type of perfume on your hands and then touch my crackpipe. Bc that’s all I’ll ended up tasting is your perfume when I hit my pipe. Second, if you take a hit of crack and start peepin’ out the windows and tell me lock the door, you gotta ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go bruh. You be killing my whole mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ high.

DO NOT search other people's floors unless invited to do so. Don't even ask.

DO NOT push anyone else's piece unless you are told that you can. And don't do their push without their permission.

DO give house/car tax. Be reasonable about it.

DO NOT torch someone else's piece that they are so kindly SHARING with you and TRUSTING YOU with. -Actually, just always have your own piece, sharing is not caring in this circumstance.

DO always put some back for later. Everyone will thank you for it.

DO NOT be that one person that continually asks for a handout. This ♥♥♥♥ don't grow on trees. Feel like this one should be obvious but...👀

DO KEEP YOUR TICS UNDER CONTROL. No one wants to watch you creep from window to window or help you get invisible bugs off of yourself.

DO NOT just show up at your plugs house.

DO NOT expect a certain amount from whoever bought it, you entitled fiend. Unless they use it as a power move, then ♥♥♥♥ em.

DO purchase everything you're going to smoke at one time. Repeat trips to your plug is not a good look.

DO give out whatever you're going to give up front, don't dish it out whenever you feel like it - that's another power move and it's ugly.

DO NOT ask someone a question while they're hitting - the pressure to answer vs the obvious need to not ruin the hit causes serious frustration and might get you slapped.