Dine Freunde sind der Hammer xDDDD

This guy is a major homosexual. He tried to touch my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one time while we were in Maths and I thought I was going to die. -rep -rep

why so homophobic? and creative, you copypasta baker?

- rep After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his small penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Happy Birthday my brother Rubusssssssssssss!!! I hope you will have a great Birthday. Stay healthy, work on ypur sixpaxk and you will be the best loocking and intelligent man of the world.You are already 15555555555555555555! Work hard and stay fresh and coooooooool. I look forward to see you, because I really miss you. <3333333333333333333