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🕺 * 🍖 * 📀 * 🎽 * 💎 * ⚡ * 💄 * 🌳 * 🚘 * 🔋 * 🐠 * 📣 * 💛 * 🏀 * 🌏 * 🚙
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
ㅤ* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord. "I'll have a glass of blood", said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other. "Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
🐊 * 🌂 * 🐟 * 📒 * 📗 * 🥞 * 💙 * 👹 * 💃 * 🎫 * 🎄 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 🍧 * 🎁 * 🥗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!
🕺 * 🍖 * 📀 * 🎽 * 💎 * ⚡ * 💄 * 🌳 * 🚘 * 🔋 * 🐠 * 📣 * 💛 * 🏀 * 🌏 * 🚙
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
ㅤ* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord. "I'll have a glass of blood", said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other. "Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
🐊 * 🌂 * 🐟 * 📒 * 📗 * 🥞 * 💙 * 👹 * 💃 * 🎫 * 🎄 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 🍧 * 🎁 * 🥗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!