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ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
ㅤ* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
ㅤ* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord. "I'll have a glass of blood", said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other. "Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!