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If Half Life 2 were written by children and released as a straight-to-TV movie with voice acting recorded in someone's echoey ass bathroom and a 17 dollar budget this would be it.


That being said, there's something "B movie" enjoyable about this game. The YELLING voice acting is annoying but the whole game seems very tongue-in-cheek and self-aware that it's not great. They have at the least bothered to craft a story with cutscenes and voice acting, but as far as the shooting mechanics, enemy, level, and weapon designs it's very cookie cutter / generic asset feeling. If you like bad games and want to just laugh at how silly everything is (while being strangely compelled to continue seeing what's around the next bend) then you might enjoy this. Get it on sale.



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