Dear all,

Upon 69 months of scrutiny, I regret to inform you that my evil doppelganger has gained unauthorized access to the my account posing as me.

The situation was quickly exacerbated through his mischievous conduct that includes but not limited to verbal insults (sexual/racial slurs), cyber extortion & death threats.

However, I have resorted to necessary violence in addressing the issue to ensure that history does not repeat itself. The punishment 'bestowed' upon him shall be the amputation of 8 fingers (allowing him to only keep both of his pinkies for obvious personal hygiene related matters), followed by a public stoning session open to participation for any male individuals above the age of 8 years old (Please refrain from associating the stoning session with a Marijuana stoning session, bring pebbles/medium sized rocks only).

Apologies for the inconvenience caused.


Best regards,
Bob Yap
(Original Account Owner)

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