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Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps.
-- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife.
-- Cheers, Any Friend of Diane's

Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Not for the squeamish, Coach.
-- Cheers, Friends, Romans, and Accountants

Beggar to well-dressed businessman:
"Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?"
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I can give my АWP Аsiimоv ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

mit sahne

ich liebe dich

+rep ich bin scheiße