Michael BROsen™ (ASCENDED)
^   London, City of, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I will not be hacked, I WILL NOT. I also got a PC that isn't rubbish, so this time I really am back? *More below* V

[Intro:] "It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these- Kids like you... Should be BURNING. IN. HELL- And that includes YOU, David Alexander!

The Michael Brosen Rap: https://youtu.be/Fdd-UJa1tBE

[Verse 1:]
You may think I'm happy
You may think I'm sad
You may think I'm crazy
You may think I'm mad
But hang on to your seats and listen right here
I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your ear

[Hook x2:] A Hip. Hop. A hip hop hap
I'm giving you all The Michael Rosen Rap

[Verse 2]
I was born on the 7th of May
I remember very well that awful day
I was in my mother curled up tight
Though I have to say it was as dark as night
Nothing to do, didn't want to breathe
I was so happy, didn't want to leave
Then I hear some people give a shout;
"One push Mrs Rosen and he'll be out."
I'm telling you that was a puzzle to me
I shouted out, "How'd you know I'm a he?"
The doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can talk!"
I popped out my head and said, "Now watch me walk!"
I juked and jived around that room
Balambamboola balamdadiddy boom

[Hook:]

[Verse 3]
When I was one, I swam the English Channel
When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel
When I was three, I started getting thinner
When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner
When I was five, I was in a band playing drums
When I was six, I ate a bag of plums
When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister
When I was eight, I became prime minister
When I was nine, I closed all the schools
When I was ten, they made me king of the fools

That's what I am. That's what I be
With an M, With an I, With a K, With an E,
That's what I am. That's what I be
Mr Mike. Mr Michael. Mr BRosen. Mr Me

[Hook:]

(Fading) Rap! rap! rap! rap.....
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Michael BROsen™ (ASCENDED) 5 May, 2017 @ 7:31pm 
Why not?