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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 110.7 hrs on record (104.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

I own a lasgun for home defense, since that's what the Holy Emperor intended. Four heretics break into my house. "What the chaos?" As I grab my knife and lasgun rifle, I burn a servoskull sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my revolver on the second man, miss him entirely because my aim sucks and it nails Hadron instead. I have to resort to the friendly ogryn mounted at the top of the stairs equipped with a nuclear grenade, "For the Emperor!" the grenade shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel sets off the psyker's PTSD. I take out my knife and charge the last terrified heretic. He bleeds out waiting for the chaos spawn to arrive since 17 bleed stacks are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Emperor intended.
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