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Greetings, fellow gamer, I shall humbly present to thee an audio excerpt from a song that "goes hard": ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Brew by ♰ ♰ ♰ (Crosses), 2:54 - 3:28 minutes.

new year bigger u

new year, bigger me

why dey even have a barber half of dem are bald anyway

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about.