calzone
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Teasing Alma 7 Oct, 2020 @ 2:23am 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🕺 * 📗 * 👑 * 🏀 * 😺 * 🎍 * 💄 * 🐳 * 💎 * 🥗 * 🐝 * 👹 * 🔋 * 🏓 * 🚕 * 🍇
ㅤ* If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
ㅤ* IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
ㅤ* A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
🥞 * 🌏 * 🌳 * 🌂 * 🎄 * 👳 * 🍆 * 🎈 * 🐟 * 📀 * 🌋 * 🌳 * 🎽 * 💃 * 🌽 * 🥗

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Jerry 23 Jul, 2015 @ 3:47pm 
why you no tell me
Teddy 27 Feb, 2015 @ 2:35pm 
:)
calzone 27 Feb, 2015 @ 1:12pm 
:)
Teddy 23 Feb, 2015 @ 10:58am 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%.
ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Teddy 9 Feb, 2015 @ 9:51am 
Give This Rose ~ To Everyone You Care About.
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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„,\) See If You Can Get Or Give A Dozen Before Valentines Day!