Recent reviews by JoeJoe

i do so well in zombie then game say bye bye. no good. fix. i spend so much time. meow

EA is trash

Lily...

I brought you here today to ask you

a very special question.

What is it?

Well, I've never felt this way

about anyone before.

Same,

but it feels really natural.

Yeah, same.

I feel that too.

"Now, Lily...

Will you be my girlfriend?"

"Yes.

Yes I will".

"Awesome".

"You have made me the happiest man

in the whole restaurant.

I love you".

"I love you too."

Hi.

Hello. Welcome to Meaty Boy.

I'm Lily. Can I take your order?

What?

Hello. I'm Lily. Welcome to Meaty Boy.

Can I take your order?

Ah, yeah.

Just a Mega-Meaty meal, please.

Sure. Could I interest you

in the crazy burger?

It's meat and then bread and then more

meat. It's like an inside-out burger.

- No, just the, the Meaty Meal.

- I'll just go get that for you.

Kaylee, can I've a Mega-Meaty meal.

- Okay, Lily.

- Takeaway.

- I'll just make it, okay?

Yep.

- Hi, Tony.

- Hi.

Hey, Jenny.

Thanks, Kaylee.

Okay.

Thanks very much for dining

at Meaty Boy.

Please, come back again. Bye.

What size are your...

Keep up the good work,

Meaty Girl.

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Yeah i really like the game. Only thing is i wish they had sexier player models. Like HUGE banhonatongs.
eye watering juicy calcium cannons. thanks

Kelvin a ♥♥♥♥♥ and got what he deserved

Perfect game for blind people due to the fact that its 100% RNG. Id have more fun sh1tting in my hands and clapping Dions mother.

This game cured my assburgers

Dion is a dirty women who has lots of gay sex with men

Got fondled by a hobo

10/10

great