Hiiiii! my name is adam xDD im 12 yrs youngg. im takenn (((: happily by my 15 yrs youngg gf amy. shes my everything <333333 but i still flirt with all the girls in my class ;) shh ;x i go to parties every sat. and parrty at church on sunday, holaaah hahaha, i luv jesus, but idk i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another boy because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv lil wayne, and the jonas brothers. i h8 black ppl because they scare me. follow me ok?!?!!?! =D

Sorry about this, but I have to grab a few seconds of your time for an urgently important cause. I need to quickly speak about a very serious issue with the gaming industry. Earlier today, I loaded up Counter-Strike: Global Offensive looking to play a few matches of the "Arms Race" game mode. After joining the game, I came to the shocking revelation that, despite the game mode being named "Arms Race", characters in the game still ran on their feet. This is an absolutely disgusting display of blatant false advertising, and one Valve's consumers will not stand for. Demand refunds for CS:GO! Boycott all future Valve products! MAKE GAMING GREAT AGAIN!

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He sucks me to completion on demand

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Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance