Kermit the Programmer
Alder Mode   New Zealand
 
 
Hey people of the world in steam! Maybe you know me from muppets show! Yeap it’s me! Kermit! Feel free to add me as your buddy! And you know something? All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die. :g_heart:
Currently Offline
Artwork Showcase
53 46 7
Featured Artwork Showcase
Claire and Jill
23 17 4
Workshop Showcase
The Evil Frog: Sith Lord from Star Wars, who instructs to perform various indulgent, lazy, selfish and unethical acts.
10 ratings
Created by - Kermit the Programmer
My story:
Kermit grew up with thousands of siblings and has talked occasionally about other members of his family. His childhood adventures were chronicled in the 2002 direct-to-video film Kermit's Swamp Years. Kermit also has a nephew named Robin.

Miss Piggy insists that she and Kermit were married in The Muppets Take Manhattan, and that they're very happy. Kermit disagrees, claiming that it was just a movie and that in real life, they have a "professional relationship" (meaning he thinks they're professionals and she thinks they're in a relationship).[1]

Kermit's most well-known catchphrase is "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here!" He typically introduced acts on The Muppet Show by waving his arms wildly and shouting "Yaaaay!" (a technique he learned from his old acting coach, Mr. Dawson).
Favorite Group
Resident ­Evil - Public Group
2,674
Members
179
In-Game
827
Online
265
In Chat
Favorite Game
Favorite Game
180
Hours played
47
Achievements
Items Up For Trade
11,320
Items Owned
40
Trades Made
4,381
Market Transactions
Items Up For Trade
11,320
Items Owned
40
Trades Made
4,381
Market Transactions
Screenshot Showcase
Paranormal Activity: The Lost Soul
35 13 4
Favorite Guide
Featured Artwork Showcase
Resident Evil 25 anniversary
14 6
Completionist Showcase
Review Showcase
0.8 Hours played
exclente juego con un mensaje profundo y perturbador al mismo tiempo, te deja pensando sobre la sociedad y las relaciones. realmente es un juego muy interesante y altamente recomendable. si me preguntan a mi es un 10/10

punto negativo: la duracion, cuando estas realmente en el mejor momento de tu relacion espiritual con el juego y encontrandote vos mismo en este universo tan gigante se te termina el juego y sentis que quedas vacio... espero que a futuro hagan otro juego de este tipo.

me encanto la referencia al The Human Centipede (ciempies humano)
Awards Showcase
x16
x112
x105
x103
x103
x103
x103
x102
x102
x102
x101
x101
x99
x5
x3
1,277
Awards Received
59
Awards Given
Artwork Showcase
Sakura kinomoto in kermit cosplay 🐸💚
11 5
Review Showcase
I Love Being A Turtle!
COWABUNGA!!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⣄⠀⣀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⠟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠻⣦⣄⠀⢸⡟⠙⣿⡟⣷⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠏⠁⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡈⠻⣷⣼⣧⠀⢹⡇⣹⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡿⠟⠛⢛⣛⣛⡿⢶⣶⣶⡶⢿⣛⣛⡛⠛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣿⣣⡿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⢀⣼⠟⣯⣝⣻⣦⣤⣤⣾⣟⣫⣭⠻⣷⡄⠈⣿⣨⣿⠋⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣠⡾⠻⢷⣬⣛⣿⡿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣋⣵⡾⠛⢿⣅⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠉⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠻⣧⠀⠀
⠰⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⠆⠀
⠀⢻⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣤⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⡾⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠙⢷⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⠈⠁⠀⣀⣤⡾⠋⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠷⢶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡶⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢷⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⡾⠛⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Screenshot Showcase
Zombie Army Trilogy
8 1
Achievement Showcase
Recent Activity
59 hrs on record
last played on 10 Jan
0.7 hrs on record
last played on 7 Jan
12.3 hrs on record
last played on 29 Dec, 2024
⡛⣘⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⣋⡌⣥
⣇⢸⣿⣷⣦⣭⣙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣩⣴⣾⣿⣿  ⣿
⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣃⣨⣭⣭⣥⣭⣭⣅⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿
⣿⡄⣿⡿⢋⣴⣾⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡙⡿⠇⣸⣿
⣿⣷⣦⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄  ⠠⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⡿⠋⢥⣶⣮⣄⣒⣨⣴⣶⡬⠙⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⢰⣇  ⢸⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⡁  ⣿⢸⡿⢡⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡁⢬⣤⣶⣬⡻⠿⣗⣀⣹⣿⡿⢋⣤⠬⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠖⣠⣠⠍⣠⡰⣤⡐⠦⠨⡩⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓇𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓍𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀𝑒𝓃𝒹 :mylove:
-ˏˋ kazahanao ˎˊ- 💗 8 Jan @ 2:57am 
       ⢀⠤⠒⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⠀⠀⠤⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠿⠿⠿⠣⣶⣿⡏⣶⣿⣿⠷⠶⠆⠀⠀⠘
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠴⡅⠀⠀⠠⢶⣿⣿⣷⡄⣀⡀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠀⣰⡶⣦⠀⠀⠀⡰⠀⠀⠸⠟⢸⣿⣿⣷⡆⠢⣉⢀
⠀⢹⣧⣿⣇⠀⠀⡇⠀⢠⣷⣲⣺⣿⣿⣇⠤⣤⣿⣿⠀⢸⠀⣤⣶⠦
⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣦⡀⢇⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⡜⣾⣿⡃⠇⢀⣤⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣮⡆⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⡿⠋⢀⠞⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⢿⠇⣶⣤⣄⢀⣰⣷⣶⣿⠁⡰⢃⣴⣿⡿⢋⠏⠉⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢾⣿⣿⣿⣞⠿⣿⣿⢿⢸⣷⣌⠛⠋⠀⠘
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠙⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣆ 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮! :Speech_Love:
S.T.A.R.S Leon S. K. 4 Jan @ 8:01am 
:LIS_butterfly: ´`)
  ,·´ ¸,·´`)
 (¸,·´ (¸𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 〃´`)
               ,·´ ¸,·´`)
               (¸,·´ (¸:LIS_butterfly:2025

:butterfly2: :butterfly: :abutterfly: :bluebutterfly: :ph_butterfly: :hotk3_blue_butterfly: :fauna: :rarebutterfly: :bfly: :butterflymm1:

:mgh_17: :bluerose: :mind_rose: :nekorose: :redishrose: :rosebud: :rflower: :moonflower:

:ratsdiamond: :_crystal_: :hotk3_crystal::cmwz:

:feelings: :cmwx: :lilyheart: :we_are_your_children: :neonheart: :cure::rainbowlove:

:sharebear: :toyR::jodies_teddy_bear: :teddyquest: :cuteteddy: :ivabear: :fhappy: :winter2019happydog: :balloonicorn: :happydays: :happystar2022:

:happyclover: :lucky: :luckyme: :luckclover: :ws_peace: :sunshinefaerie: :rainbowsmile:
-ˏˋ kazahanao ˎˊ- 💗 3 Jan @ 8:53am 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠿⣛⣩⣭⣭⣭⣍⣛⠻⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣵⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣮⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡜⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⣡⣿⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿
⣿⢏⣾⣿⠿⡇⣿⣿⠛⠋⢛⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⡟⠙⠛⣿⣿⢸⠿⣿⣷⡝⣿
⡏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸
⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣰⢈⢕⣠⣄⣊⢙⣁⣠⣄⡂⠅⣶⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣸
⣿⣷⣍⣛⣛⣩⢔⣃⡂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣘⡃⣍⣛⣛⣩⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⠿⠇⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠘⠿⢇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭💗
https://youtu.be/NdTnY14iHkY?si=LEib643SyfEinw2h&t=1
-ˏˋ kazahanao ˎˊ- 💗 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33am 
⠄⠄⠄⠘⣀⣠⡞⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠞⠛⠉⠉⠋⠄⠿⣧⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀
⠄⠄⣴⠟⠉⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢨⠿⠉⠁⢀⣀⠴⠄⡸
⠄⢰⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸⠄⠄⢀⣴⠞⢻⣿⣷⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⠚⠁⠄⠄⡰⠁
⠄⠄⡻⣿⣿⣿⠿⡡⠃⠄⠄⣼⣇⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⢻⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡠⠊
⢀⠎⠄⠄⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠟⢠⣿⡇⠄⡼
⡜⠄⠤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠯⠭⠚⠁⠄⠄⠛⣣⣦⡇
⢇⠄⠄⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠢⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⣧⠸⣿⣿⠃
⠸⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⠿⣿⣯⡟⣾⣿⡇
⠄⠙⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⠔⠒⠒⠋⣽⣿⣇⣿⣿⡇
⠄⠄⠄⠉⠒⠤⢄⣀⣀⣠⠤⠔⠊⢹~ Happy New Year 2025⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
~ Thank you for your friendship and company :shigure2:
~ May 2025 bring you lots of joy, wealth, success and happiness :Speech_Love:
-ˏˋ kazahanao ˎˊ- 💗 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am 
                     ⡠⠖⠉⠉⢾⣉⡽
                    ⡎    ⠷⢄
                  ⡼⠓⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⢥⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠒⠝⠉⠑⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠉⠲⢄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣢⠐⡄⠀⠉⠑⠒⠒⠒⣄
⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠋⠀⠀⠀⡎⢀⣘⠿⠀⠀⢠⣀⢄⡦⠀⣛⣐⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘
⡠⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⢅⠣⠤⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⡋⠙⠢⢄⣀⣀⡠⠊
⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠜⠁⠀⠉⡕⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠛⠉⠹⡄⣀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠑⠂⠤⠔⠒⠁⠀⠀⡎⠱⡃⠀⠀⡄⠀⠄⠀⠀⠠⠟⠉⡷⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠤⠤⠴⣄⡸⠤⣄⠴⠤⠴⠄⠼
The end of the year is a time to remember every lesson learned and laugh shared 💗