Mr_Nicoll
Connor Nicoll   Dundee, Dundee City, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Merchant Navy, Navigation Officer.
Ex Windfarm Support. Ex-Tankers.
Guess you could call me a Gulf-Coast Gandalf, Tanker Spanker or Crude Dude.

"Don't you get sarcastic with me boy, or I'll shove so much cotton wool down your throat It'll come out your arse like the tail on the playboy bunny."

"Because I'm a salesman who slipped on the pavement, and landed on a landmine instead of his face."

"You look like a rather shaven headed man who looks like he's about to get into a bar brawl." - Lewis Falconer

"Uninstall your country." ~ Henry Lawrence 25th April 2015 20:37pm
"I joined ISIS. This is my training (CS:GO)" ~ Henry Lawrence 10th June 2015 21:20pm
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Items Up For Trade
226
Items Owned
51
Trades Made
1,520
Market Transactions
Reasonable offers, enquire within.
Maltoc 13 Apr, 2019 @ 8:11am 
hey baby
Master 'xD' Oogway 12 Apr, 2019 @ 3:21pm 
Homosexual willey <3 ;)
Maltoc 14 Nov, 2018 @ 2:07am 
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If you are a beautiful strong man, someone will put this in your comments.
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Marton 8 Oct, 2017 @ 10:53am 
+rep sick abs
Mr_Nicoll 17 Aug, 2017 @ 7:30pm 
Lies. You enjoyed every part of it.
Maltoc 17 Aug, 2017 @ 1:25pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.